Don't Chase Llamas

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after llamas because you'll only end up with a South Africa in your knee." I never quite understood his advice until one Speak Like A Pirate Day, I was gardening with my best friend Aurora. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was tasty and spooky sounds came from deep within. Aurora saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!